The Other Eli

Eli's Nana sent me this email she put together ... so funny.

Hey, Listen Up.

I don't usually tell people this but...

I'll tell you. Just keep it on the DL.

While my parents are sleeping, I write financial analysis & forecasts for Fortune 500 companies for a very handsome fee. You should see my college fund.

Psyche! Just Kidding!

I know, That was *so* funny.

I really crack myself up.